I saw the attached sign in the Union Square, Aberdeen toilets.
Now I was under the impression that we weren't supposed to sing or shout anymore in case we thrust the coronavirus lurking at the back of our throats into the air.
Funny how advice changes, isn't it? You'd almost think the Scottish government was making it up as they go along.
Months ago, we all had to sing while we washed our hands.
Now, we all have to keep our voices down in case we emit virus particles into the air.
It's fine by me to sign while you wash your hands, but sshhhh, don't tell Sturgeon.
She'll be closing down the toilets next.