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Asthma Punk
All about the miseries of asthma, in an entertaining punk style.
The End
A heavy metal song recreating a scenario where the president launches a nuclear strike.
Middle Classes - Rise Up !
It's time the middle classes stood up for themselves and rebelled and protested against their tax-wielding government.
Aberdeen Love Song
Title says it all.
Ignore Good Folk at your Peril (2 versions - orchestral and country and western)
A warning to government not to ignore the needs of the decent law-abiding folk in favour of the immoral and feral. And not to make these good folk pick up the tab every time the feral break the law.
Aberdeen's Demise
Title says it all. A nostalgic reminisce of decades ago when the city centre was busy, unlike today.
Don't Leave Home
Title says it all.
The Day You Thought would Never Come
A song about how the joys of youth change to melancholy as agedness takes hold.
The Government Stole my Pension
A song relating how governments are now going to steal your pension through inheritance tax instead of it going to your children.
Only Care to Stay in Power
Decades of government politicians only caring to stay in power now costs the public dearly.
Friend or Frenemy?
A song about how friendships can be ruined by envy. Are they a friend or a frenemy?
Parliament of Rogues
The title says it all. A song that describes the UK parliament in unflattering terms.
Two Stars on the Shirt
A song for Aberdeen FC supporters to sing to the opposition at Pittodrie. Also free to play for non-commercial use.
The words are:
Verse
Two stars on the shirt
Come eat Pittodrie dirt
Bayern Munich ran away
And sae will you today
Chorus
Easy, easy
Real Madrid were easy
Furry boot, furry boot
Furry boot are you fae?
Please Mister Putin
A song pleading with Vladimir Putin to refrain from the insanity of nuclear war.
Minority don't Matter
A song asking why people in the minority don't matter to the Labour Government.
It's Theft not Tax
A song highlighting the fact that Labour's recent Budget tax changes amount to theft, not tax.
Fae Hills and Glens
A song for all Scotland football supporters, extoling the virtues of male Scottish fans
John and Jimmy on the West Highland Way
A song about two imaginary guys called John and Jimmy walking the West Highland Way during wintry weather.
Left, left, left, left
A song decrying Britain's left-wing Labour government depriving the working man of his liberties.
Starmer's Booty
A song casting Keir Starmer as a pirate and his Labour devils plundering your lifetime's earnings through inheritance tax changes made at the Budget October 2024.
Broken Heart
Let's chill it down. A Country and Western song about a guy left broken-hearted by his ex-girlfriend.
The Aging Blues
How it feels to grow old.
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